Andrew Wood

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Proposal

Prepared with care, and reviewed at length, by the author.

Summary

This CV is accurate and well organised. It is also, on current evidence, forgettable. This proposal sets out a plan to make it memorable, at a cost that has been described as proportionate.

EffortMemorabilityWe are here
Figure 1. Memorability against effort. Not to scale. Not strictly a scale.

Risk register

RiskLikelihoodImpactMitigation
People may find this oddModerateLowNone required

Plan

  1. Add a second page to the CV, to make the first page look more confident.
  2. Add a photograph. Of the CV.
  3. Print the CV on slightly heavier paper, and observe whether anyone notices.
  4. Commission a short walk-through video, introduced by a short walk-through video.
  5. Arrange for a stand-in to deliver the CV in person, while the author observes from a nearby café and takes notes.
  6. Review the stand-in's performance, and schedule a rehearsal for the review.

Status

Status: Approved by me. Implementation pending.